Nick-Cage-Vamp

While Rummaging through a pile of photos Jack Mord uncovered what he believes was the find of the century. A photo of Nick Cage as a Civil War Solider. Mord believes the photo is not just a look a like, but the actual actor himself only 200 years older.  The photo has been traced back to a Confederate prisoner named LT. G.B Smith or Robert Smith who was imprisoned at Johnson’s Island Prison according to an article from Timesnews.net.

“Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, etcetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” Mord wrote in a note accompanying the photo. 

“150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult or a talk show host,” Mord writes. 

“My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor ‘Nicolas Cage’ will ‘die’ … but in reality, the undead vampire ‘Nicolas Cage’ will have rejuvenated himself and appeared in some other part of the world, young again, and ready to start all over.”

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We can all agree he has an icy vampiric look and acting style. And he definitely shows no life in his films, be honest he plays the same character whether hes  drunk in Vegas or  on a plane full of prisoners. If he was hundreds of years old you would think he would have learned how to do a better southern accent. Sounds like Keanu Reeves trying to play a Winston Churchill.

Here’s the photo, Tell us what you think:

Image: Source: The Thanatos Archive Source: IBT

 

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