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Civil War photo sparks theory that Nicolas Cage is a vampire

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While Rummaging through a pile of photos Jack Mord uncovered what he believes was the find of the century. A photo of Nick Cage as a Civil War Solider. Mord believes the photo is not just a look a like, but the actual actor himself only 200 years older.  The photo has been traced back to a Confederate prisoner named LT. G.B Smith or Robert Smith who was imprisoned at Johnson’s Island Prison according to an article from Timesnews.net.

“Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, etcetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” Mord wrote in a note accompanying the photo. 

“150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult or a talk show host,” Mord writes. 

“My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor ‘Nicolas Cage’ will ‘die’ … but in reality, the undead vampire ‘Nicolas Cage’ will have rejuvenated himself and appeared in some other part of the world, young again, and ready to start all over.”

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We can all agree he has an icy vampiric look and acting style. And he definitely shows no life in his films, be honest he plays the same character whether hes  drunk in Vegas or  on a plane full of prisoners. If he was hundreds of years old you would think he would have learned how to do a better southern accent. Sounds like Keanu Reeves trying to play a Winston Churchill.

Here’s the photo, Tell us what you think:

Image: Source: The Thanatos Archive Source: IBT

 

15 Comments

  1. Kapt Blasto

    Me, personally… I like his “National Treasure” movies, and I can’t wait for the third installment, (if he can ever get himself geared up for that!)

    So what WAS on page 42…or was it page 41…or was it 39? Heck! I don’t know…but the “President” Bruce Greenwood asked Cage at the end of the flick, and he replied…”Illuminating!”

    Let’s see if anyone Googles “NAtional Treasure III” and see what comes up!

  2. Kapt Blasto

    Wait a minute….what happens if that picture, and the backstory behind it was all cooked up BY Nicholas Cage himself, to drum up publicity for his Ghost Rider Movies?

    I mean, who the hell is “Jack Mord” anyway? Mord? Lord? Mork?!

    I’m telling you it’s a setup…..

    But…I guess if the whole selling point for “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” was the clip of Flaming Bonehead PEEING FIRE, to sell the giggle factor to Kids…..

    Well, then he’s gotta have something else to sell it to adults…

  3. Are you serious??? He just looks like Nick Cage.

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  6. Hey you guy who found the photo. send more pictures. if u found one there were are others lets add to your evidence lets see what else you have. im not believing it .someone told me i look just like a movie actress and my budget as a meds nurse and care tech says alot less elaburate life style. like i should have taken the line reading julia offered me in the 1991 or 92 were gettin older julia is my life existance . i like nicoles cage and .your gonna have to do better elaberate on your theory n swamp me with evidence or your no more than a cheap tabloid annoyance. i have met julia roberts when i was in my 20s i really like her alot after she convinced me who she was.she was with my friend matt well he went by that then as a nick name. .he brought her to the donut shop to meet me and i carded her yip i caarded her saying oh baby your good but u aint that good. you aint got it like that…. and couldnt believeit was her she convinced me after an long 30 minutes she said this has been surreal i still got her address and her telephoe number and i still call her every now n then i think sheis awesome so is matt i mean david .. im 40 and u could confirm my story that i met her and that the guy used to fishing trips with my x david arranged a birthday visit at a donut shop in lufkin that year so i could have my line reading. i was pregnant. inever went i stillgot a great friend in julia and matt i mean david. which she married if you talked to david the guy she married or her.Your story is just a lie createdto make money off people like my friends david and julia until you convince all us the people .who are you no body but a trouble making person .The burden of proof is upon you budy and you aint no julia. and the tabloids bug her alot.your just another pest tryin to bring movie stars down.get a life dude. you are jealous cause he has what you lack class. i love his acting .its loosers that make up stuff not worthy of the mention of his name. he is who he is and youve shown who you are by lack of evidence Gabbie

    if youve got evidence bring it. or get out off Nick.cause you aint got it like that.u just jealouse of nick wanna ride his trail to get u a tid bit of money . u just no good.

    • my nick name is gabbie Hey you guy who found the photo. send more pictures. if u found one there were are others lets add to your evidence lets see what else you have. im not believing it .someone told me i look just like a movie actress and my budget as a meds nurse and care tech says alot less elaburate life style. like i should have taken the line reading julia offered me in the 1991 or 92 were gettin older julia.this is my life existance . i like nicoles cage and .your gonna have to do better elaberate on your theory n swamp me with evidence or your no more than a cheap tabloid annoyance. i have met julia roberts when i was in my 20s i really like her alot after she convinced me who she was.she was with my friend matt well he went by that then as a nick name. .he brought her to the donut shop to meet me and i carded her yip i caarded her saying oh baby your good but u aint that good. you aint got it like that…. and couldnt believeit was her she convinced me after an long 30 minutes she said this has been surreal i still got her address and her telephone number and i still call her every now n then i think sheis awesome so is matt i mean david .. im 40 and u could confirm my story that i met her and that the guy used to fishing trips with my x david arranged a birthday visit at a donut shop in lufkin that year so i could have my line reading. i was pregnant. inever went i stillgot a great friend in julia and matt i mean david. which she married if you talked to david the guy she married or her.Your story is just a lie createdto make money off people like my friends david and julia until you convince all us the people .who are you no body but a trouble making person .The burden of proof is upon you budy and you aint no julia. and the tabloids bug her alot.your just another pest tryin to bring movie stars down.get a life dude. you are jealous cause he has what you lack class. i love his acting .its loosers that make up stuff not worthy of the mention of his name. he is who he is and youve shown who you are by lack of evidence Gabbie

      if youve got evidence bring it. or get out off Nick.cause you aint got it like that.u just jealouse of nick wanna ride his trail to get u a tid bit of money . u just no good.

  7. Ears are different look closer!

  8. i think it could be but there isnt any proof to support it so ima say no srry peepl :p

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  10. How the hell did he come to that conclusion? “hey that soldier looks like Nicholas cage so I’m going to instantly think that it IS Nicholas cage and that he MUST be a 300 yr old vampire. I don’t actually have any evidence though besides this photo” really mate? Really?

  11. Edward taylor

    BCome on that could be an ancestor of his Nicholas cage will laugh at this this is crazy

  12. And if you needed more proof…

    http://www.suddentom.com/Nic%20Cage.jpg

  13. I knew it. That picture looks exactly like Cage.

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